Whoa Hey John McCain Half-Misspeaks Whoa Hey
Libtards are giggling like rich schoolgirls on acid over this one. Along the lines of, JOHN MCCAIN DOES NOT KNOW THAT VENEZUELA ISN’T IN THE MIDDLE EAST! Can you even believe it oh my god blah blah...
View ArticleHugo Chavez Sings To Hillary Clinton
Venezuela is a socialist paradise where the red-shirted workers gather each night to enjoy cocktails and music with their host/leader, Hugo Chavez. On Wednesday night, in celebration of “Hump Day” and...
View ArticleWhy Won’t the Lamestream Media Report On All Illegal Mexicans Being Members...
Here is Rep. Sue Myrick (R-NC), giving balance to what must have been a not crazy enough newscast on Fox. Hezbollah, the Lebanon militants, are learning Spanish in Venezuela and then driving up the...
View ArticleElection Observers Will Observe Hugo Chavez’s Earthquake Machine
“Election observers” (CIA people) are in Venezuela, probably trying for another coup d’etat? Let’s hope so! As international delegates begin trickling into Venezuela to oversee Sunday’s National...
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WikiLeaks: ‘Making Socialism Easier To Swallow’ To Win Obama 2nd Term
Per the latest batch of WikiLeaks, a cable from Caracas, Venezuela was sent to Washington in January entitled “Making Socialism Easier to Swallow.” WHY WAS THIS SENT? OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT...
View ArticleHugo Chavez Demands to Know If United States Gave Him Cancer
In case you ever wonder to yourself, as a dark thought experiment, what it sounds like when someone as profoundly paranoid and insane as Michele Bachmann actually ends up as a head of state, you get...
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Breaking News Drudge Siren Red Alert And Such: Fidel Castro Still Not Dead
The New York Times reports that Fidel Castro is still alive, and will outlive every other current and former “presidente” on the planet. In addition, no American diplomats have been ousted from the...
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Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To...
It feels wrong to just go about our usual business of making dick jokes about politics without acknowledging that the governments of Venezuela and Ukraine are murdering peaceful protesters by the...
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Joe Biden Pretty Sure He’s Not Trying To Become King Of Venezuela
News from Overseas! Or a really long drive South, at least. The White House is categorically denying that Old Handsome Joe Biden tried to overthrow the government of Venezuela, no matter how many sad...
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Idiot Republican Remembers Leonard Nimoy As Best Republican EVER!
For a guy who claims to be the hugest Star Trek fan in this galaxy or any other, Oregon state Rep. Bill Post is kind of a moron. After we learned last week of the death of Leonard Nimoy (not a...
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Lady-Douche Professor Is Your New Revolutionary Thoreau, By Being A Dick On...
Some people just don’t handle the stress of commercial air travel well. If you’re an emotionally wrecked drunken racist, you might slap a little baby for crying. If you’re an overstressed pilot, you...
View ArticleSexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting...
Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world’s remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug...
View ArticleDonald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen’s Job
Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY.
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Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016
Good morning to you, Wonketariat! Here’s some of the stories we may be talking about today! Donald Trump is going to draft his own speech for the inauguration, but I don’t think there is a...
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Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs.,...
Morning Wonketariat! Happy 4/20 Mary-juana-funtime day! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today (totally sober-ish). In its persistent need to jeopardize the whole of humanity, Trump’s...
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Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Today is All Comey All Day at the Ol’ Wonkit. Evan will be liveblogging at ya, and THAT will be IT. So if you are in need of other things to read, here’s some outside links....
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Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. While you were sleeping, Trump criticized North Korea, CNN, and US intel agencies in a press conference with Polish...
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Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge
As long as there’s clean towels at the embassy… Donald Trump has sent a rescue mission to pluck Kansas Governor Sam Brownback out of the wreckage of his state government now that the Kansas legislature...
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Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Trump personally dictated Little Donnie’s Russian adoption statement as Air Force One flew back from the G20, shortly...
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Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017
Good Monday Morning Wonketariat! We’ve got a bunch of things we’re already working on right now, but here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Trump’s White House eventually updated its...
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